I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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