Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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