lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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