When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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