just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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