Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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