she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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