ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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