I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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