STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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