next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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