you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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