What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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