Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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