He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
