I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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