Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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