I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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