Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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