all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Randomize
