I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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