I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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