I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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