Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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