You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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