I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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