you would pick up someone in the library
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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