Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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