someone owes me an orgasm
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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