my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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