Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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