Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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