Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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