i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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