What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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