It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
