Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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