i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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