my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
