you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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