My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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