And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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