i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
if i died would you start the facebook group?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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