Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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