Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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