Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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