; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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