: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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