I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
These tits shall not be calmed
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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