so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
don't judge my taste in strippers
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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