people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
