he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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